Sasquatch!
Oh my, you are... what? Oh, Common Sasquatch.Like the homely sister of a supermodel or the fat Baldwin brother, you have a severe inferiority complex. Everyone's always talking about Bigfoot this, and Bigfoot that, when you know you are better, hairier, faster, scarier. Why just last week, you made a tourist take a dump in his shoes! I'm afraid you're nothing but the lesser-known sibling in the Hairy Hominid family, but cheer up! You'll never be a big fat sell-out like some.
posted by Tim at
8:49 PM
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2 Comments:
I'm having a hard time imagining you as the "Common Sasquach". But I took the test anyway and came up the same. I wonder how many Zoological Mystery options there are because I'd guess I'm more of a Loch Ness :).
I wonder what the "uncommon" Sasquatch is like. As if it wasn't already bad enough that I was a Sasquatch, I had to be labeled as common, too?
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