Sasquatch!

Oh my, you are... what? Oh, Common Sasquatch.

Like the homely sister of a supermodel or the fat Baldwin brother, you have a severe inferiority complex. Everyone's always talking about Bigfoot this, and Bigfoot that, when you know you are better, hairier, faster, scarier. Why just last week, you made a tourist take a dump in his shoes! I'm afraid you're nothing but the lesser-known sibling in the Hairy Hominid family, but cheer up! You'll never be a big fat sell-out like some.

Which Zoological Mystery Are You?